Culture Mush

For those that are in absolute love with the NBC series The Office, you might have witnessed last night’s season premier. Sure it was full of shock, scandal, sex, racism, sexism, fat jokes and interesting love stories, but it was also packed with some fine art created by Pam.

Well…the fine art was shown for about 5 seconds and in a small scale (unless you have a 200 inch TV), so I’ve taken it upon myself to present you with the official Dwight Schrute ASCII portrait created by Pam! Click the image below to feast your eyes upon a full sized PDF version of this masterpiece!

What can be done with this fine piece of art? I’m glad you asked!

• Print this out and punch holes on each side. Get the printout laminated. Attach a long piece of yarn through each hole that is big enough to fit around your melon, and you’re now the owner of a brand new Dwight Schrute Halloween mask.
• Replace the default picture that you have on Myspace featuring your ugly mug. While this may not be a photo of yourself, I can guarantee you that most people would rather see this than a photo of yourself with your ex-girlfriend cut out of it.
• Place this on your wall, and surround it with staplers in jello molds, complaint boxes, etc. This will be the start of your very own Dwight Schrute shrine. Yes I have started work on mine, and yes it is totally normal.