It’s official now, since Fox News has finally gotten wind of the story. Nailin’ Paylin is in post production finally, featuring a look-a-like of Governor Palin doing all sorts of dirty things. Nailin’ Paylin is an adult film created by Hustler legend Larry Flynt, and is aimed to hit shelves at your local smut shop before the election.
The star of the film is Lisa Ann, and the premise is that she will be “nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” Rumor has is that there is also a steamy 3-way scene in the mix, featuring Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-a-likes. I’m not sure how pretty something like that could be, but I’m sure it’s something that’ll have the masses laughing like hyenas while trying to block that image from their mind forever.
The political porno has the Fox News crew up in arms, with David Wohl pushed almost to the verge of tears. His reaction invokes memories of how I felt when I found out that the Tooth Fairy was just my dad collecting my teeth, and he felt that the proper value for a chopper was only $2.
As Mercedes Colwin points out, this film is more than legal, as it is political parody which is covered by the 1st amendment. Since this is a constitutional issue, I’m sure Palin and her staff should have no problem with the release of this XXX film. Afterall, she is a Maverick, and a maverick always fights for what’s right…And the constitution is always right, gosh golly Joe, Dontcha Know!
